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Post by sexybzzrak on Aug 14, 2024 4:48:59 GMT -5
 OH MY GOD DUDE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. NO MY WIFE ISN'T PREGNANT WITH DESHAWN'S CHILD AGAIN. ID SOFTWARE RELEASED A NEW VERSION OF DOOM AND IT HAS MORE FEATURES!!! IT'S LIKE A NEW COMPLEVEL JUST LIKE MBF21 WHICH ALSO BROUGHT A LOT OF NEW FEATURES. IN FACT IT'S BASED ON MBF21 BUT IT ADDS EVEN MORE FEATURES. THEY EXTENDED DEHACKED EVEN MORE!! DUDE WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THIS. NO THEY COULDN'T JUST ADD DECORATE BECAUSE THAT'S OUTDATED. BESIDES GRAF ZAHL IS BEHIND DECORATE AND HE'S LIKE A NAZI OR SOMETHING. HE MISGENDERED SOMEONE'S NON-BINARY SERVICE DOG A FEW YEARS AGO. WELL THE DOG DIDN'T IDENTIFY AS NON-BINARY AT THE TIME BUT NEVERTHELESS. OH AND DUDE YOU CAN PUT FLATS ON WALLS AND VICE VERSA NOW. YES IT'S TRIVIAL TO ADD NEW TEXTURES AND NO ONE NEEDS 64X64 WALL TEXTURES ANYWAY BUT DUDE IT'S SUCH A LONG-AWAITED FEATURE. IN 2024 (THE CURRENT YEAR) IT'S LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM. BUT WHAT'S A FIRST IN THE COMMUNITY IS THAT THE STANDARD (AND THE NEW FEATURES WITHIN) WAS DEVELOPED IN COOPERATION WITH LONG-STANDING DOOM COMMUNITY MEMBERS!!!! THIS WAS DONE TO ENSURE PEOPLE OF ALL GENDERS AND RACES WORKED ON IT AND INCORPORATED THEIR LIVED EXPERIENCES. LITERALLY XASER AND GOOBERMAN ARE BEHIND THE STANDARD. WHO ARE THEY? YEAH NEITHER OF THEM MADE ANYTHING RELEVANT IN TWENTY YEARS BUT THEY ADDED SO MANY FEATURES MY GUY. OH AND DUDE IT ADDS NEW WEAPONS AND MONSTERS!! YES ANYONE CAN JUST MAKE THEM THEMSELVES IN DEHACKED AND THEY REQUIRE A NEW PROPRIETARY RESOURCE PACK THAT COSTS MONEY BUT DUDE COME ON THE GAME IS THIRTY YEARS OLD AND IT NEEDS UPDATES. THE HUMOUR IN THE ORIGINAL GAME IS SO PROBLEMATIC FROM TODAY'S STANDPOINT. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT FOR SOME REASON BUT ESSELFORTIUM SAYS IT'S FINE AND NOT TO WORRY AND HONESTLY I DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT TOO CLOSELY BECAUSE I WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH TESTING THE NEW FEATURES. YEAH DUDE AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THERE'S A NEW EXPANSION CALLED LEGACY OF RUST!!!! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? YEAH I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. "LEGACY" HAS SOME PROBLEMATIC COLONIALIST UNDERTONES AND "RUST" COULD BE ASSOCIATED WITH HEAVY INDUSTRY AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE AREN'T VERY GOOD PEOPLE. ONE TIME A FACTORY WORKER YELLED ME WHILE I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET IN MY FURRY SUIT!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN 2024 (THE CURRENT YEAR) WHO POLICE OTHER PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES! YOU'D THINK WE MOVED ON FROM THAT AGES AGO.OH AND DUDE DUDE DUDE THERE'S A NEW SPECIAL LINEDEF ACTION THAT MANDATES PISTOL START IN THE NEXT LEVEL. YES THAT TAKES AWAY ANY SENSE OF CONTINUITY IN THE GAME BUT IF YOU'RE EVEN SLIGHTLY GOOD AT GAMING THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU. BESIDES IT'LL BE GREAT FOR PROJECTS MADE BY OUR LARGE AND DIVERSE-
*PHONE RINGS*
HELLO? YES, DARLING? WHAT? OF COURSE YOU CAN GO ON A TINDER DATE TONIGHT. OH YOU WEREN'T ASKING FOR MY PERMISSION? YES, OF COURSE, I PROMISED TO NEVER RESTRICT YOUR RIGHT TO EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY. IS HE BLACK? OH THAT'S GREAT I'LL SET UP THE CAMERA IN YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE ON THE DATE. OK HONEY ENJOY YOUR DA-
*WIFE HANGS UP*
L-L-LOVE YOU...
YIKES DUDE SORRY I NEED TO SET UP THE CAMERA IN MY WIFE'S ROOM FOR HER DATE TONIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE SO ABSOLUTELY EPIC. ANYWAY CATCH YOU LATER. WE CAN MAYBE GRAB A BEER TOMORROW AND PLAY DEATHMATCH (IN ODAMEX) AT MY PLACE. I'LL TEXT YOU. |
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Post by sexybzzrak on Aug 14, 2024 4:52:28 GMT -5
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Post by gehenna on Aug 14, 2024 8:34:16 GMT -5
Can we please finally ban for good this old, sad sack of cringe? He's about as funny as an intubation. Or are we really going to put up with this shit forever?
(i would've posted this on doomer boards, but people there unironically believe in holodomor and/or the holocaust)
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Post by stodgyayatollah on Aug 14, 2024 9:20:08 GMT -5
SHADOWMODS GET IN HERE!!!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND FEELS UNSAFE!!!!
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Post by TimeOfDeath on Aug 14, 2024 22:11:31 GMT -5
lol I had to sticky it, sorry gehenna  |
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Post by Bob Page on Aug 14, 2024 23:16:05 GMT -5
...BESIDES GRAF ZAHL IS BEHIND DECORATE AND HE'S LIKE A NAZI OR SOMETHING. HE MISGENDERED SOMEONE'S NON-BINARY SERVICE DOG A FEW YEARS AGO. WELL THE DOG DIDN'T IDENTIFY AS NON-BINARY AT THE TIME BUT NEVERTHELESS... ...BUT WHAT'S A FIRST IN THE COMMUNITY IS THAT THE STANDARD (AND THE NEW FEATURES WITHIN) WAS DEVELOPED IN COOPERATION WITH LONG-STANDING DOOM COMMUNITY MEMBERS!!!! THIS WAS DONE TO ENSURE PEOPLE OF ALL GENDERS AND RACES WORKED ON IT AND INCORPORATED THEIR LIVED EXPERIENCES. LITERALLY XASER AND GOOBERMAN ARE BEHIND THE STANDARD. WHO ARE THEY? YEAH NEITHER OF THEM MADE ANYTHING RELEVANT IN TWENTY YEARS BUT THEY ADDED SO MANY FEATURES MY GUY. OH AND DUDE IT ADDS NEW WEAPONS AND MONSTERS!! YES ANYONE CAN JUST MAKE THEM THEMSELVES IN DEHACKED AND THEY REQUIRE A NEW PROPRIETARY RESOURCE PACK THAT COSTS MONEY BUT DUDE COME ON THE GAME IS THIRTY YEARS OLD AND IT NEEDS UPDATES. THE HUMOUR IN THE ORIGINAL GAME IS SO PROBLEMATIC FROM TODAY'S STANDPOINT. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT FOR SOME REASON BUT ESSELFORTIUM SAYS IT'S FINE AND NOT TO WORRY AND HONESTLY I DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT TOO CLOSELY BECAUSE I WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH TESTING THE NEW FEATURES. YEAH DUDE AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THERE'S A NEW EXPANSION CALLED LEGACY OF RUST!!!! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? YEAH I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. "LEGACY" HAS SOME PROBLEMATIC COLONIALIST UNDERTONES AND "RUST" COULD BE ASSOCIATED WITH HEAVY INDUSTRY AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE AREN'T VERY GOOD PEOPLE. ONE TIME A FACTORY WORKER YELLED ME WHILE I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET IN MY FURRY SUIT!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN 2024 (THE CURRENT YEAR) WHO POLICE OTHER PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES! YOU'D THINK WE MOVED ON FROM THAT AGES AGO... ...*PHONE RINGS* HELLO? YES, DARLING? WHAT? OF COURSE YOU CAN GO ON A TINDER DATE TONIGHT. OH YOU WEREN'T ASKING FOR MY PERMISSION? YES, OF COURSE, I PROMISED TO NEVER RESTRICT YOUR RIGHT TO EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY. IS HE BLACK? OH THAT'S GREAT I'LL SET UP THE CAMERA IN YOUR ROOM WHILE YOU'RE ON THE DATE. OK HONEY ENJOY YOUR DA- *WIFE HANGS UP* L-L-LOVE YOU... This was really, really good. I laughed out loud. You should consider writing a whole book of this stuff. I would purchase it with actual money. |
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DUDE ID24
Aug 15, 2024 3:13:42 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by sexybzzrak on Aug 15, 2024 3:13:42 GMT -5
Bob Page make sure to check my previous works "DUDE POLYOBJECTS" and "DUDE MBF21" if you haven't already. When you combine all three it adds up to a brochure at least.
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Post by Bob Page on Aug 15, 2024 22:41:10 GMT -5
Bob Page make sure to check my previous works "DUDE POLYOBJECTS" and "DUDE MBF21" if you haven't already. When you combine all three it adds up to a brochure at least. Where are those? Are they on Doomer Boards? I looked through the threads on here and couldn't find them. |
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DUDE ID24
Aug 16, 2024 1:02:01 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by sexybzzrak on Aug 16, 2024 1:02:01 GMT -5
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Post by shibainumaster on Aug 16, 2024 7:09:36 GMT -5
I don't care how new the format is, I'm not giving money to Bethesda and DW trannies just to play a mapset running on it.
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